But a bunch of mice from over to his place came over here this morning and beat the shit out of our cats. What's the difference between dog shit and niggers? "How can you tell? " "Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." Let's rephrase it. We hope they do the same for you. ""Nope. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot "Now look here, I know you are always sat in that window sticking your beak in, when me and my new wife get back from the wedding I want you to turn round and and no matter what you hear I do not want you to turn back or I'll break your neck, do you understand?" . . the wife told her husband. When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking. Drunk Driving Joke. All comedy is subjective, so that headline is bollocks. "Did you smell it? It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. A man with a talking parrot is getting married. Nigger Jokes, Black Jokes, Racist Jokes. Back to: Bar Jokes. Last night I was out for a few drinks. A warning to all you drivers, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people. The comic has also written and starred in several successful TV programmes, including Phoenix Nights, subsequent spin-off Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere, and Peter Kay's Car Share. As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Warning: Post contains swear words and adult themes. We've had a quick scout around the internet for the best one-liners we could find and these were the ones that made us chortle. he asked. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many cocktails and then went onto the wine. Not a good idea. With the holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with you about drinking and driving. God knows we could all do with a laugh.

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